- Joined
- Jun 28, 2003
- Messages
- 18,062
- Reaction score
- 4,075
- Points
- 113
- My Satellite Setup
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- My Location
- Wirral, NW UK and Vaucluse, France.
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes.
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Someone threw some Omega 3 pills at me, luckily my injuries were only super fish oil…
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I’m really overdrawn at the bank, and they keep phoning me and leaving voicemails
I wish they’d just leave me a loan.
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My wife has left me and taken my thesaurus.
I can’t find the words to express how upset I am.
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My budgie had a broken leg. I made him a splint out of a couple of matches, you should have seen his face light up when he started to walk again.
It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes.
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Someone threw some Omega 3 pills at me, luckily my injuries were only super fish oil…
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I’m really overdrawn at the bank, and they keep phoning me and leaving voicemails
I wish they’d just leave me a loan.
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My wife has left me and taken my thesaurus.
I can’t find the words to express how upset I am.
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My budgie had a broken leg. I made him a splint out of a couple of matches, you should have seen his face light up when he started to walk again.