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<blockquote data-quote="PaulR" data-source="post: 1001899" data-attributes="member: 176256"><p>I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.</p><p></p><p>It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes.</p><p></p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Someone threw some Omega 3 pills at me, luckily my injuries were only super fish oil…</p><p></p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>I’m really overdrawn at the bank, and they keep phoning me and leaving voicemails</p><p></p><p>I wish they’d just leave me a loan.</p><p></p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>My wife has left me and taken my thesaurus.</p><p></p><p>I can’t find the words to express how upset I am.</p><p></p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>My budgie had a broken leg. I made him a splint out of a couple of matches, you should have seen his face light up when he started to walk again.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PaulR, post: 1001899, member: 176256"] I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Someone threw some Omega 3 pills at me, luckily my injuries were only super fish oil… ------------------------------------------------------------------- I’m really overdrawn at the bank, and they keep phoning me and leaving voicemails I wish they’d just leave me a loan. ------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife has left me and taken my thesaurus. I can’t find the words to express how upset I am. ------------------------------------------------------------------- My budgie had a broken leg. I made him a splint out of a couple of matches, you should have seen his face light up when he started to walk again. [/QUOTE]
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