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An old Dr. Geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Specialist treatment for $500. If not cured, you get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old Dr.Geezer didn't know beansabout modern medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to make a quick $1,000, so he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth, can you please help me??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: “Aaagh!! -- That's petrol!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young is annoyed and returns after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 andput 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- That's petrol"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything“ he complains.
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back."(giving him a $10 bill).
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of the story --
Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"!
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Specialist treatment for $500. If not cured, you get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old Dr.Geezer didn't know beansabout modern medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to make a quick $1,000, so he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth, can you please help me??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: “Aaagh!! -- That's petrol!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young is annoyed and returns after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 andput 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- That's petrol"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything“ he complains.
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back."(giving him a $10 bill).
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of the story --
Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"!