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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 965883" data-attributes="member: 186250">I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair.She turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'?And that, my friend, is the definition of &quot;OLD&quot;~ ~ ~I've sure gotten old!I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetesI'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications thatmake me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.I have bouts with dementia. have poor circulation;Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.Have lost all my friends. but, thank God,I still have my driver's license.~ ~ ~My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.~ ~ ~Know how to prevent sagging?Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.~ ~ ~It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.~ ~ ~These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says,'For fast relief.'~ ~ ~THE SENILITY PRAYER:Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.~ ~ ~THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fitinto the same size socks I wore in high school.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Topper, post: 965883, member: 186250"] I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'? And that, my friend, is the definition of "OLD" ~ ~ ~ I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia. have poor circulation; Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. but, thank God, I still have my driver's license. ~ ~ ~ My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. ~ ~ ~ Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. ~ ~ ~ It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker. ~ ~ ~ These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.' ~ ~ ~ THE SENILITY PRAYER: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. ~ ~ ~ THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fitinto the same size socks I wore in high school. [/QUOTE]

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