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The thing I love most about hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops.Although they do make me look a bit g a y.
Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show,a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in.Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It's great though.It does everything - KitKats, Mars bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot."
Prince Harry says he doesn't want the usual fruit cake at his wedding.Prince Phillip says he doesn't give a toss, he's still going.
100 people from Liverpool were asked today if they thought Britain should change its currency. 98% said no, they were happy with the Giro.
Bloke comes home to find his son sitting on the couch, grinning from ear to ear."What are you so happy about?" he asked."I just made love to the girl next door" he says proudly."Well done son. I hope you were wearing something." "Yup" he replied. "A balaclava."
Paddy bursts into the Benefits office. I've been ringing 0800-1730 for 2 bloody days.Why don't you answer the bloody phone. Girl replies, those are our department opening times.
Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show,a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in.Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It's great though.It does everything - KitKats, Mars bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot."
Prince Harry says he doesn't want the usual fruit cake at his wedding.Prince Phillip says he doesn't give a toss, he's still going.
100 people from Liverpool were asked today if they thought Britain should change its currency. 98% said no, they were happy with the Giro.
Bloke comes home to find his son sitting on the couch, grinning from ear to ear."What are you so happy about?" he asked."I just made love to the girl next door" he says proudly."Well done son. I hope you were wearing something." "Yup" he replied. "A balaclava."
Paddy bursts into the Benefits office. I've been ringing 0800-1730 for 2 bloody days.Why don't you answer the bloody phone. Girl replies, those are our department opening times.
