- Joined
- Jun 28, 2003
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- Wirral, NW UK and Vaucluse, France.
“Microsoft support, what is the nature of the problem?”
“Eggshell”
“Eggshell?”
“Yesh”
“Ah hello again Mr Connery. Spreadsheet issues?”
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I’m just off the phone to my auld pal Vladimir. I was telling him we’re having a four bird roast for Christmas. He says he’s having turkey.
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My wife reckons my obsession with conspiracy theories is getting out of control.
I wonder how much money the Russian government paid her to say that?
“Eggshell”
“Eggshell?”
“Yesh”
“Ah hello again Mr Connery. Spreadsheet issues?”
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I’m just off the phone to my auld pal Vladimir. I was telling him we’re having a four bird roast for Christmas. He says he’s having turkey.
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My wife reckons my obsession with conspiracy theories is getting out of control.
I wonder how much money the Russian government paid her to say that?