- Joined
- Jun 28, 2003
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- Wirral, NW UK and Vaucluse, France.
If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.
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I was at the seaside last weekend and saw a woman belt her son around the head, her boyfriend then belted her, all hell broke loose, a copper turned up and wacked the guy with his truncheon, the boyfriend then got that off him and hit the policeman with it, a large crowd had gathered and were cheering. it all ended with a crocodile running away with the sausages.
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I’m making a TV series about an aircraft hijacking. I’ve just shot the pilot.
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My wife bought me a universal TV remote control. I thought “That changes everything.”
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My old settee felt terrible until recently, but now it’s fully recovered.
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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Just had a rejection letter for my autobiography. Story of my life.
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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I was at the seaside last weekend and saw a woman belt her son around the head, her boyfriend then belted her, all hell broke loose, a copper turned up and wacked the guy with his truncheon, the boyfriend then got that off him and hit the policeman with it, a large crowd had gathered and were cheering. it all ended with a crocodile running away with the sausages.
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I’m making a TV series about an aircraft hijacking. I’ve just shot the pilot.
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My wife bought me a universal TV remote control. I thought “That changes everything.”
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My old settee felt terrible until recently, but now it’s fully recovered.
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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Just had a rejection letter for my autobiography. Story of my life.
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
