- Joined
- Jun 28, 2003
- Messages
- 18,062
- Reaction score
- 4,075
- Points
- 113
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- My Location
- Wirral, NW UK and Vaucluse, France.
Never criticise a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes.
That way, you'll be a mile away from him, and
...you'll have his shoes.
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I bought my wife a sexy maids outfit in the hopes that it would help things in the bedroom.
Unfortunately it didn't work, the room is still a mess.
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I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to "let's practise your fingering technique”.
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The wife left a note on the fridge: "It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mums!"
I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold... God only knows what she was talking about!
That way, you'll be a mile away from him, and
...you'll have his shoes.
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I bought my wife a sexy maids outfit in the hopes that it would help things in the bedroom.
Unfortunately it didn't work, the room is still a mess.
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I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to "let's practise your fingering technique”.
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The wife left a note on the fridge: "It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mums!"
I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold... God only knows what she was talking about!