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<blockquote data-quote="PaulR" data-source="post: 1034430" data-attributes="member: 176256">The kids nicknamed grandpa &quot;Spiderman&quot;He doesn't have any superhuman abilities or anything like that, he just needs help getting out the bath.===========================================================I bought my wife a sexy maids outfit in the hopes that it would help things in the bedroom.Unfortunately it didn't work, the room is still a mess.===========================================================My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives.I said, &quot;No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.&quot;===========================================================Did you hear about the young lady who washed down the pill with pond water?She found out later she was 4 months stagnant!===========================================================Have you heard about the latest celebrity Sat Nav voiceover. It is that of Fatboy Slim, but it is not that useful. There are only two directions that it will say;&quot;Right Here, Right Now. Right Here, Right Now!&quot;===========================================================Dating is a lot like fishing.Sure there’s plenty of fish in the sea.But until you catch one, you're just stuck there holding your rod.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="PaulR, post: 1034430, member: 176256"] The kids nicknamed grandpa "Spiderman" He doesn't have any superhuman abilities or anything like that, he just needs help getting out the bath. =========================================================== I bought my wife a sexy maids outfit in the hopes that it would help things in the bedroom. Unfortunately it didn't work, the room is still a mess. =========================================================== My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives. I said, "No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine." =========================================================== Did you hear about the young lady who washed down the pill with pond water? She found out later she was 4 months stagnant! =========================================================== Have you heard about the latest celebrity Sat Nav voiceover. It is that of Fatboy Slim, but it is not that useful. There are only two directions that it will say; "Right Here, Right Now. Right Here, Right Now!" =========================================================== Dating is a lot like fishing. Sure there’s plenty of fish in the sea. But until you catch one, you're just stuck there holding your rod. [/QUOTE]

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