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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 1022281" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">SATURDAY</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the boat club with a breath takingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful s_x appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">His mates at the club are all aghast.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">They are completely bowled over, but continue to ask. So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'I lied about my age', Bob replies.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 1022281, member: 186250"] [SIZE=5]SATURDAY Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the boat club with a breath takingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful s_x appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His mates at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are completely bowled over, but continue to ask. So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?' Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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