- Joined
- Nov 18, 2004
- Messages
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- Age
- 70
- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
Last Friday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.
Of course, I was on edge because all my friends have gone under the knife or
had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that she was a large
unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said:
YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT
IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to
look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered
quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A S E X CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T
WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS. The room erupted in applause.
Don't mess with old retired guys, we'll win.
Of course, I was on edge because all my friends have gone under the knife or
had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that she was a large
unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said:
YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT
IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to
look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered
quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A S E X CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T
WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS. The room erupted in applause.
Don't mess with old retired guys, we'll win.