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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 1014647" data-attributes="member: 186250">Last Friday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course, I was on edge because all my friends have gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.The waiting room was filled with patients.As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said:YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUTIMPOTENCE, RIGHT?All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around tolook at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recoveredquickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A S E X CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'TWANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS. The room erupted in applause.Don't mess with old retired guys, we'll win.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Topper, post: 1014647, member: 186250"] Last Friday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course, I was on edge because all my friends have gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said: YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT? All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A S E X CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS. The room erupted in applause. Don't mess with old retired guys, we'll win. [/QUOTE]

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