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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 963718" data-attributes="member: 186250">A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver: We will heel you.We will save your sole.We will even dye for you.Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: &quot;Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”In a Podiatrist's office: &quot;Time wounds all heels.”On a Septic Tank Truck:“Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.”At an Optometrist's Office:&quot;If you don't see what you're looking for,You've come to the right place.”On a Plumber's truck :&quot;We repair what your husband fixed.”On another Plumber's truck:&quot;Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee:&quot;Invite us to your next blowout.”On an Electrician's truck:&quot;Let us remove your shorts.”In a Non-smoking Area:&quot;If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”On a Maternity Room door:&quot;Push. Push. Push.”At a Car Dealership:&quot;The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”Outside a Muffler Shop:&quot;No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”In a Veterinarian's waiting room:&quot;Be back in 5 minutes.&nbsp; Sit!&nbsp; Stay!”At the Electric Company:&quot;We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”In a Restaurant window:&quot;Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”In the front yard of a Funeral Home:&quot;Drive carefully.&nbsp; We'll wait.”At a Propane Filling Station:&quot;Thank Heaven for little grills.”In a Chicago Radiator Shop:&quot;Best place in town to take a leak.”And the best one for last,a sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:&quot;Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises.”</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Topper, post: 963718, member: 186250"] A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver: We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.” On a Septic Tank Truck: “Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.” At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.” On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.” On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout.” On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts.” In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.” On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push.” At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.” Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.” In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!” At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.” In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.” In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.” At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills.” In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.” And the best one for last, a sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises.” [/QUOTE]

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