Stud rooster

[Topper]

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand newstud roosterfor his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
'OK old fart,time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
When he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squalking
And running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,'Dammit.....
Third g a y rooster I bought this month.'
Moral of this Story? ...Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!

 

[archive10]

At first I didn't get it.
Then I realised that I got "mature content" over every dubious word in the posts.
And that they might be central to the story line.
I am therefore guessing that
"He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,'Dammit.....
Third mature content rooster I bought this month.'"
really should read "third g-a-y rooster I bought this month.
which would make the joke work. But was that the original joke???

 

[Topper]

At first I didn't get it.
Then I realised that I got "mature content" over every dubious word in the posts.
And that they might be central to the story line.
I am therefore guessing that
"He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,'Dammit.....
Third mature content rooster I bought this month.'"
really should read "third g-a-y rooster I bought this month.
which would make the joke work. But was that the original joke???

Certainly was but had not noticed the auto censor had kicked in thanks, it is odd this software though it does not change the original word it overlays it with 'mature content' but when you go in to edit the word it still looks like the original.....ah well it is such a PC world these days.............