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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 1008225" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>Two women were playing golf. One of them teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.</p><p>The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise.</p><p>'Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.</p><p></p><p>'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.</p><p></p><p> He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin.</p><p>At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments, of course his manhood obligingly rose to the occasion and then she asked, </p><p></p><p>'How does that feel'? </p><p></p><p>"Feels great, he replied;</p><p></p><p></p><p>but I still think my thumb's broken!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 1008225, member: 186250"] Two women were playing golf. One of them teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments, of course his manhood obligingly rose to the occasion and then she asked, 'How does that feel'? "Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!" [/QUOTE]
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