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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 976948" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">that he entered it in the race again and it won again.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The local paper read:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The Bishop was so upset with this kind of </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The next day the local paper headline read:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">BISHOP SCRATCHES</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">PASTOR'S ASS.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">This was too much for the Bishop so he </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">ordered the Pastor to get</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">rid of the donkey.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">nearby convent.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The local paper, hearing of the news, posted </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">the following headline the next day:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The Bishop fainted.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for £10.  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The next day the paper read:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">NUN SELLS ASS FOR £10</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">This was too much for the Bishop so he </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">ordered the Nun to buy back</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">the donkey and lead it to the plains where</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">it could run wild.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The next day the headlines read:  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The Bishop was buried the next day.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . . even shorten your life.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">So be yourself and enjoy life.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Stop worrying about everyone else's ass</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">and just cover your own !!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">You'll be a lot happier and live longer!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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