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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 1022920" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">THURSDAY</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her defence.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'Your Honour,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly.'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 1022920, member: 186250"] [SIZE=5]THURSDAY One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her defence. 'Your Honour,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly.'[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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