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Turpentine V holy water
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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 945937" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The little boy said, <em>'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine.' </em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The Priest said, <em>'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is holy water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'</em> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The little boy replied, <em>'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !' </em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em>[ATTACH=full]85443[/ATTACH] </em></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 945937, member: 186250"] [SIZE=5]A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, [I]'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine.' [/I] The Priest said, [I]'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is holy water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'[/I] The little boy replied, [I]'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !' [/I][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][I][ATTACH=full]85443[/ATTACH] [/I][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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