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This is how you can get rich....
Hasam and Habib are street beggars. They beg in different areas of London.
Habib begs just as long as Hasam but only collects £2 to £3 every day.
Hasam brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes,lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Hasam 'I work just as long and hard as you do but howdo you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'
Hasam says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
Hasam says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3.'
Habib says, 'So what does your sign say'?
Hasam shows Habib his sign.
It reads,

'I only need another £10 to move back to Syria.'
 

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That shouldn't be funny but it is.

I'm ashamed of myself. :-rofl2
 

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That shouldn't be funny but it is.

I'm ashamed of myself. :-rofl2
Aren't we all especially the O/P and people who liked it o_O
 
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