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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 963682" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><strong>This is how you can get rich....</strong></p><p><strong>Hasam and Habib are street beggars. They beg in different areas of London.</strong></p><p><strong>Habib begs just as long as Hasam but only collects £2 to £3 every day.</strong></p><p><strong>Hasam brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes,lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Habib says to Hasam 'I work just as long and hard as you do but howdo you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'</strong></p><p><strong>Hasam says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?</strong></p><p><strong>Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.</strong></p><p><strong>Hasam says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3.'</strong></p><p><strong>Habib says, 'So what does your sign say'?</strong></p><p><strong>Hasam shows Habib his sign.</strong></p><p><strong>It reads,</strong></p><p>'<strong>I only need another £10 to move back to Syria.'</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 963682, member: 186250"] [B]This is how you can get rich.... Hasam and Habib are street beggars. They beg in different areas of London. Habib begs just as long as Hasam but only collects £2 to £3 every day. Hasam brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes,lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. Habib says to Hasam 'I work just as long and hard as you do but howdo you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?' Hasam says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'. Hasam says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3.' Habib says, 'So what does your sign say'? Hasam shows Habib his sign. It reads,[/B] '[B]I only need another £10 to move back to Syria.'[/B] [/QUOTE]
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