Two cats

[PaulR]

Two cats, one English and one French.

One is called one two three and the other, that’s the French one, is called un deux trois.

The owners decide to have a competition to see which cat could swim the best. Both cats jump into the water,

The British cat called 1 2 3 starts swimming but un deux trois, cat cinq.

 

[Lazarus]

It's obvious what happened here: The French cat was nobbled by being force-fed with huit.

 

[Topper]

Perhaps it caught sept ascemia?

 

[TJExcalibur]

It obviously had a dose of mange tout.

 

[sonnetpete]

I've had e neuf of this.....

 

[Archive-8]

I've had e neuf of this.....

 

[Vipersan]

Perhaps the French cat was too ill ..and was suffering from some dreadful feline Dix-ease ?

 

[Channel Hopper]

The french cat was hardly heaven-cent.

 

[sonnetpete]

You've forgotten the feline of French/Dutch descent, Cat R Van Cat...