What does your dad do?

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Little David was in his fifth grade Washington, D.C. class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, solider, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a mature content cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have s_x with him for money."

The teacher, shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work in their workbooks, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "he works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
 

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gameboy said:
the Bush administration."

Uum, another mature content job if you ask me:eek: . Actually, don't, it gets me into all kinds of bother. LOL.
 
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