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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 883809" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><strong>1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:</strong></p><p><strong>Marrying you has screwed up my life.</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>2. I see your face when I am dreaming.</strong></p><p><strong>That's why I wake up screaming.</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;</strong></p><p><strong>This describes everything you are not..</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,</strong></p><p><strong>But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>5. I thought that I could love no other</strong></p><p><strong>-- that is until I met your brother...</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.</strong></p><p><strong>But the roses are wilting,</strong></p><p><strong>the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's</strong></p><p><strong>empty and so is your head.</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;</strong></p><p><strong>But don't take that paper bag off your face.</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes</strong></p><p><strong>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>9. My love, you take my breath away.</strong></p><p><strong>What have you stepped in to smell this way?</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?</strong></p><p><strong>Two parts vodka, one part lime.</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong><u>WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?</u></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 883809, member: 186250"] [B]1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 5. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother... 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 10. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. [U]WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?[/U][/B] [/QUOTE]
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