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Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei called Trump and told him, "Donald, stay out of office. Because last night I had a wonderful dream. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Trump asked.

Ali replied, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN.

"Trump said, "You know, Ali, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner.

"What did it say on the banners?" Ali asked.

Trump replied, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."
 
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The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush.


They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America".


President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."


The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."


President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
 
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