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All the women at work were having a giggle at an sms message, eventually I managed to persuade one of them to let me know why. I don't have the exact wording as I would not give them my mobile number but it went something like this

The British Medical Association has today issued the conclusions
of a recent study made into the average length of the penis of men
in the UK. Their conclusions clearly show that many men in the UK
have a penile length less than 3 inches. The good news for young
women in the UK however is that these under endowed men are easily
identifiable and can thus be avoided. The unique characteristics
of these men are easy for everyone to identify. The most
significant feature is a number of all white rectangles of cloth
adorned by a bright red cross constructed of vertical and horizontal
lines both of which are fixed to the vehicle being driven by these
under endowed men or affixed to their bedroom windows.
 

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Glad i did´nt buy an england flag then...
 
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