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<blockquote data-quote="kleefarr" data-source="post: 138023" data-attributes="member: 176641"><p>DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:</p><p></p><p>40-ish................................49</p><p>Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.</p><p>Athletic...............................No breasts.</p><p>Average looking....................Mooooooo.</p><p>Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.</p><p>Emotionally Secure................On medication.</p><p>Feminist................................Fat.</p><p>Free spirit............................Junkie.</p><p>Friendship first......................Former sl*t.</p><p>New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.</p><p>Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.</p><p>Open-minded.......................Desperate.</p><p>Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing.</p><p>Professional..........................B*tch.</p><p>Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.</p><p>Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.</p><p>Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.</p><p></p><p>WOMEN'S ENGLISH:</p><p>1. Yes = No</p><p>2. No = Yes</p><p>3. Maybe = No</p><p>4. We need = I want</p><p>5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry</p><p>6. We need to talk = You're in trouble</p><p>7. Sure, go ahead = You better not</p><p>8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later</p><p>9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!</p><p>10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is s_x all you ever think about?</p><p></p><p>MEN'S ENGLISH:</p><p>1. I am hungry = I am hungry</p><p>2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy</p><p>3. I am tired = I am tired</p><p>4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!</p><p>5. I love you = Let's have s_x now</p><p>6. I am bored = Do you want to have s_x?</p><p>7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s_x with you.</p><p>8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s_x with you.</p><p>9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s_x with you.</p><p>10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s_x with you.</p><p>11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm mature content</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kleefarr, post: 138023, member: 176641"] DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish................................49 Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking....................Mooooooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist................................Fat. Free spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former sl*t. New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.......................No BJs. Open-minded.......................Desperate. Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................B*tch. Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..................Stalker. WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is s_x all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have s_x now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have s_x? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s_x with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s_x with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s_x with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s_x with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm mature content [/QUOTE]
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