You can now get insurance for s_x in the UK!

[Topper]

So make sure you get the correct insurance for the s_x you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:-
s_x with your wife- Legal & General

s_x on the telephone- Direct Line
s_x with your partner- Standard Life
s_x with someone different- Go Compare
s_x with a lady of generous proportions- More Than
s_x on the back seat of a car- Sheila's Wheels
s_x with a prostitute- Commercial Union
s_x with your maid- Employer's Liability
s_x with an oap- Saga
s_x resulting in pregnancy- General Accident

and finally

s_x with a transvestite-Confused.com

Make sure you are adequately covered!

 

[Captain Jack]

And what if you don't have s_x?

 

[Lazarus]

You get extra NCD (Non Co*t*S Discount)

 

[battenfan]

No joke:

http://www.jellyshare.com/article-140/15/25-celebrities-who-have-insurance-on-their-body-parts-for-millions/