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You can now get insurance for s_x in the UK!
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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 958922" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>So make sure you get the correct insurance for the s_x you are having. </strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:-</strong></p><p><strong>s_x with your wife- Legal & General</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>s_x on the telephone- Direct Line</strong></p><p><strong>s_x with your partner- Standard Life</strong></p><p><strong>s_x with someone different- Go Compare</strong></p><p><strong>s_x with a lady of generous proportions- More Than</strong></p><p><strong>s_x on the back seat of a car- Sheila's Wheels</strong></p><p><strong>s_x with a prostitute- Commercial Union</strong></p><p><strong>s_x with your maid- Employer's Liability</strong></p><p><strong>s_x with an oap- Saga</strong></p><p><strong>s_x resulting in pregnancy- General Accident</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>and finally </strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>s_x with a transvestite-<a href="http://confused.com/" target="_blank">Confused.com</a></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Make sure you are adequately covered!</em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 958922, member: 186250"] [B] So make sure you get the correct insurance for the s_x you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:- s_x with your wife- Legal & General[/B] [B]s_x on the telephone- Direct Line s_x with your partner- Standard Life s_x with someone different- Go Compare s_x with a lady of generous proportions- More Than s_x on the back seat of a car- Sheila's Wheels s_x with a prostitute- Commercial Union s_x with your maid- Employer's Liability s_x with an oap- Saga s_x resulting in pregnancy- General Accident and finally s_x with a transvestite-[URL='http://confused.com/']Confused.com[/URL] [I]Make sure you are adequately covered![/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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