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<blockquote data-quote="Zorba" data-source="post: 174333" data-attributes="member: 176203"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">that they don't have e-mail addresses.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">6. You go home after a long day at work and still answer the phone in</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">a business manner.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">7. You make phone calls from home and accidentally dial "9" to get an</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">outside line.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">different companies.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">12 You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">screen.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">14. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">for the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">panic and you turn around to go and get it.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. <img src="https://www.satellites.co.uk/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">message.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">19. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">9 on this list.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><img src="https://www.satellites.co.uk/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /> <img src="https://www.satellites.co.uk/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /> <img src="https://www.satellites.co.uk/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /> </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zorba, post: 174333, member: 176203"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]that they don't have e-mail addresses.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]6. You go home after a long day at work and still answer the phone in[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]a business manner.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]7. You make phone calls from home and accidentally dial "9" to get an[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]outside line.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]different companies.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]12 You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]screen.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]14. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]for the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]panic and you turn around to go and get it.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]message.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]19. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]9 on this list.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]:) :) :) [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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