Got burgled!

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Whats wrong with a casual coshing? Perhaps in an enclosed area out of site maybe....:-lol
 

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This morning, I found my garage door wide open with its contents thrown around. Had a quick look around but didn't see much missing except the old car audio amp and some crappy speakers...

All the tools seem to be in place and so are all the dishes stacked against a wall.

This is all as a result of me leaving my garage door unlocked (idiot) but I didn't think we'd get burgled in such a low-crime area where we live.

A$$holes....

Sorry to hear of your situation, it's always a worry they will return, you could fit a camera or even a dummy camera. Even if it is not connected it could act as a deterrent as the thief would not know it is not connected.

It's a fact of life nowadays that there are thieving gutter scum everywhere including nice neighbourhoods. They are on the rob to fund their drug habit or to top up their dole money. Bring back the birch, that is the way, give them a good few strokes followed by chucking a bucket of píss on the fresh weals where the victims of the crime fill the bucket.

Rant over.
 

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...followed by chucking a bucket of píss on the fresh weals ...
I believe that urine has a calming and slightly cleansing effect. Perhaps you meant salt water?
 

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I believe that urine has a calming and slightly cleansing effect.

Only when fresh, if it's left to go stale and develop a nice stench of ammonia (the reason people pee on their compost heaps) though........ :-rofl2
 

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Actually, battery acid is what's really called for!
 

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Is it good for the forum that we're discussing methods of torture in public view? :-rofl2
 

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It's all hypothetical, isn't it?

Allegedly...
 

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Yes, allegedly hypothetical, supposedly... :-rofl2
 

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Bollocks. During a pre-Christmas tidy up, I realised that the twats also nicked my FS1 satellite meter :( this is more annoying as it cost me £160 :(
 

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I bet they didn't even know what it was. Goits.
 

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Sorry to hear about your misfortune CJ, unfortunately it's that time of year when the scumbags are looking to nick peoples' stuff so that they can flog it to fund their own scummy festivities. Bring back stocks & public floggings I say, or worse :-Guill lol!
 

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Bollocks. During a pre-Christmas tidy up, I realised that the twats also nicked my FS1 satellite meter :( this is more annoying as it cost me £160 :(
Better keep your eye on fleabay for it maybe.....
 

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Yes my up and over garage door was tried I suspect on the spur of the moment three nights ago, we had a letter from the local community watch about a month ago to say someone was doing this in the area, they had probably not banked on it being locked, not that there is anything of value in there
 
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