Labours New Bill Proposal a Joke!

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Yes another one comes out of the hat from this screwed up party. They are now passing a bill were it will be law not to make jokes about religion! Myself I am Roman Catholic (Roman Candle!) I didn't give a toss in my school days when I got coated for it when I was at a C of E secondary school.

I remember Dave allen taking the p*ss of out religion and he was really funny.
What New Labour are doing in screwing up our country is not! Surely they are really scraping he bottom of the barrel now, how long will it be before a bill will be inforced that restricts us from breathing in public places?
 

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Will they also ban farting?
 

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No mate, the anti farting bill has been proven to be all hot air. :D
 

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rolfw said:
No mate, the anti farting bill has been proven to be all hot air. :D

Bit like New labour eh Rolf! :D
 

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Theres a whiff of cynicism on this thread, Labour could well have guffed on this one
 

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Channel Hopper said:
Theres a whiff of cynicism on this thread, Labour could well have guffed on this one
No there next mission is to ban

SMOKING (not good for you)
DRINKING (not good for you)
LYING (unless by politician)
s_x (you could get disease and require treatment)

Providing that leave Asprin off the list so that i can get rid of pain from tight halo will be ok.
 

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It's the dying throes of a party on it's way out.
 

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And I am old enough to remember when the Sheffield Council declared itself a Nuclear Free Zone - and david Blunkett was the brainchild behind it. My wife was his boss at the time O-Ha

Nuffin changes :rolleyes:
 

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Thank God the ****** are trying to beef through this bill of defending your home against burglers, Its far more sensible to bash the shit out of em instead of offering them a cup of tea and a cake!

I'm undecided whom I will vote for next election, but it definitaly will not be poxy crap ****** with all the bollocks they have come out with this term!
 

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P.S does this mean American Pitbulls will be allowed as pets again? :D
 

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waverider said:
Thank God the ****** are trying to beef through this bill of defending your home against burglers, Its far more sensible to bash the shit out of em instead of offering them a cup of tea and a cake!

I'm undecided whom I will vote for next election, but it definitaly will not be poxy crap ****** with all the bollocks they have come out with this term!


Just de-politicised your post mate. :D :D :D
 

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rolfw said:
Just de-politicised your post mate. :D :D :D

I take it this is another form of political correctness Rolf! Have new L*bour brain washed you too? :D
 

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No, I was even handed, obliterated both lots of ({}) wipes. :)
 

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No, I was even handed, obliterated both lots of ({}) wipes. :)

LOL....It wouldn't surprise me if the current office introduce a new law where people will have to use disposable rubber gloves when wiping a*ses
soon to prevent dirty handshakes :D :D :D
 
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