More quickies

[Archive4]

Must be related to the Russian with 1 ball, Ivor Nockabollockoff.

 

[Lazarus]

aka Juan Bananalong?

 

[Archive-8]

 

[timo_w2s]

According to Freud what comes between fear and s_x? Funf.

 

[timo_w2s]

A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"

 

[Archive4]

My next post will contain adult content, so anyone with children, grandchildren, wives, girlfriends or others may not wish to view!

 

[Archive4]

 

[PaulR]

My grandfather recently died and he asked in his will to be buried with all his woodworking equipment.

He'll be turning in his grave.

 

[Vipersan]

Hmm ...that reminds me Paul ..
Apparently Beethovens grave was recently opened ...only to find he had been buried along with a 10th symphony score ...with most of the notes crossed off ?

Experts concluded he was still partially alive when they buried him ...and had been decomposing in the dark ...