Is there a limit to how "lazily" a satellite can go without causing a traffic jam? What if someone else wants to shift a satellite in the mean time? I wonder if there are speed limits near the Clarke belt?
Clearly a parking violation as things have developed!
The authorities are obviously trying to tow it away, you can clearly see the
traktor-beam in the picture. 2E is the faint one top center.
A stuck parking brake or "soppatorsk" perhaps.
Below the traktor-beam is another funny creature, it always appears in the same
position slowly going north. A bright object always followed by a fainter one next to it.
No lens flare, no other bright objects looks like this. Any space-stuff travelling in pairs?
2E is firmly parked in the same position. Where do we send the parking tickets?