Another offer I am not able to refuse (wanna bet)

[Lazarus]

Can't identify which currency that is but if it's from somewhere in central Africa, that lots probably worth £2.99...

Just enough to buy another Nest Box.

 

[hairybadger]

he's one of the KLF, isn't he?

 

[A nonymous]

£2.99, That much

 

[sonnetpete]

Current exchange rate for the Nigerian Naira to the pound sterling is 1 Naira to 0.0033 £....so I admit I may have been a little optimistic....

 

[sonnetpete]

This has just appeared on a Brittany expat forum :

BUY QUALITY BANK NOTE (hologrambills@*******) dollars, pound, dinnars, euros, yens,

We sell counterfeit Euro,counterfeit dollar,Anti-counterfeit banknotes

We print currencies of the world we print Anti-counterfeit banknotes of all currencies.
Here is your chance to be a millionaire

we print .Afghan afghani,Albanian lek,Algerian dinar,East Caribbean dollar,East Caribbean dollar,Australian dollar,European euro,Azerbaijani manat,Belarusian ruble.Central African CFA franc,Colombian peso,Cuban peso,Djiboutian franc,Guatemalan quetzal.Indian rupee,Indonesian rupiah,Iranian rial,Kuwaiti dinar,Mexican peso,Pakistani rupee,Romanian leu,Rwandan franc,Russian ruble,Serbian dinar.South African rand,Sri Lankan rupee,Sudanese pound,Swedish krona,Swiss franc,New Taiwan dollar,Tanzanian shilling,Thai baht.U.S. Dollar,Trinidad and Tobago dollar.Samoan tala,Zambian kwacha,Zimbabwean dollar.Polish zloty,Qatari riyal,Myanma kyat,Libyan dinar,Liberian dollar,Lebanese lira,North Korean won,Jamaican dollar,Fijian dollar,Egyptian pound,Danish krone,Brazilian real,Bermudian dollar.

Our mission is to reduce global poverty everyone has to be rich so Here is your chance to be a millionaire
lets fight it together we print money that can being exchange in local bank ,Casino ,Mall and many places.

Notes- PLEASE WRITE US DERICTLY TO OUR EMAIL BELOW DO NOT SEND US MAIL DIRECTLY HERE COPY OUR EMAIL AND SEND US EMAIL.

Email: hologrambills@********

Regarding our method of delivery its very safe and secure.

The delivered is by Courier service it take 2-3 days to delivered in any location will packaged the banknotes with serial seal to make sure that the banknotes is protected from damage, leakage, loss or inspection by airport authorities very safe and secure for the delivery.we mostly used service like 2GO delivery and DHL.

so below is our Email as soon as you sent us mail we would respond in less than 20 mins.

I am looking forward to your swift response.

Thanks
Mr. Santos Nugs (CEO)
Email: hologrambills@******
Skype: *******
Dealers In General Supplies International Business Notes Consultants

 

[A nonymous]

Nice, I wonder if they do UK Sterling

 

[Lazarus]

We print lots of our own "money" - no need for a third-party!

(Oh, sorry: My mistake - apparently we don't call it "printing", but "quantitative easing")

 

[sonnetpete]

We print lots of our own "money" - no need for a third-party!

(Oh, sorry: My mistake - apparently we don't call it "printing", but "quantitative easing")

Sadly, I don't think the present government has a scheme where you can purchase "money" at a discount and have it delivered by DHL. I'd be very wary of dealing with a CEO named "Santos Nugs" though.....he sounds the sort of person who, if crossed, would quickly encase you in a holographic cement overcoat.....

 

[Lazarus]

Talking of discounted money, you've just reminded me we need to purchase some € for our forthcoming trip to Spain.

Ta.

 

[Analoguesat]

One thats made it past the spam filters tonight:

Dear Customer,


I hope you are doing well.

Please see the attached invoice for March 2015. If you can kindly arrange full payment within the agreed term time that would be appreciated. Thank you.

If there is anything else I can do for you please don’t hesitate to contact me.
Kind Regards,
Renu Prasad Accounts | Maid of London
T. 020 3538 6996




49kb doc file called invoice attached. A bit of a puzzle as Ive never been anywhere near any maids of London

 

[sonnetpete]

...and now the FBI are on my case....

JAMES BRIEN COMEY
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP

The Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington,D.C
in conjunction with some other relevant Investigations Agencies
have recently been informed through our Global intelligence
monitoring network that your over-due contract payment
which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly by the
Central bank of Malaysia(Bank Negara Malaysia) has not been claimed.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time
in screening through this project as stipulated on our
protocol of operation and have finally
confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and
hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful
right to claim your fund without any further delay.
We further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the
Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all
their services with you as well as your correspondence at
all level.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs.
Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also
presented to them all the necessary documentation evidencing your
claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to
the release of your contract fund valued at about $25million us dollars
only
but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on
hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring
your fund to the Bank information which was forwarded to
them by the above named Lady so that the main reason why they
contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigation.

Contact immediately the office of the Central Bank of Malaysia
(Bank Negara Malaysia) via email with the below information accordingly:

NAME: Dr. Zeti Akhtar Aziz.
OFFICE ADDRESS: Bank Negara Malaysia,
Jalan Kuching, Kuala Lumpur,
Wilayah Persekutuan,Kuala Lumpur,
Selangor,Malaysia
Email: aktrazziz@****.com


Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the office
of the Governor of the Central Bank immediately with
the above email address and request that they attend
to your payment file as directed,
so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.

To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and
authenticate your given particulars below for certainty
and onward processing and release of you funds
as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment.

FULL NAMES: __________________________________
CITY: _________________________
STATE: __________________________________
ZIP: ______________
COUNTRY________________________________
s_x: _______________
AGE: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
FAX: __________________________

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by
them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedure
as regard to the transfer of your fund to you as designated.
Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Malaysia
equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated
on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in
advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,

James Brien Comey
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.

 

[sonnetpete]

Blimey, they just can't leave me alone today....

My Dearest One,
This is Miss Olivia Borrego from Trinidad &Tobago. I am writing from the hospital in Ivory Coast , therefore this mail is very urgent as you can see that I'm dying in the hospital which I don't know what tomorrow will be. I was told by my doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver damaged and can only live for some months.
I inherited some money ($4.5 Million) from my late father and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my step mother in order to inherit the money, she is an Ivorian by nationality.

I want you to contact my servant with this information below:
Servant Jonathan Walter.
Address: Rue De La Princess L /G 152 Cocody
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.
Phone Number: +225 678 240 66

He will give you the documents of the money and will direct you to a well known lawyer that I have appointed to him, the lawyer will assist you to change the documents of the money to your name to enable the bank transfer the money to you.

This is the favor I need when you have gotten the money :-

(1) Give 20% of the money to my servant Walter as he has been there for me through my illness and I have promised to support him in life. I want you to take him along with you to your country and establish him as your son.

(2) Give 30% of the money to handicap people and charity organization, then the remaining one is yours.
Note; This should be a code between you and my Servant Walter in this transaction "Hospital" any mail from him, the barrister he will direct you to, without this code "Hospital" is not from the barrister, Walter, the bank or myself as I don't know what will happen to me in the next few hours.

(3) The lawyer's name is Bar Rufus Allen . And Let Walter send you his International passport to be sure of whom you are dealing with. Walter is so little therefore guide him.

And if I don't hear from you, I will look for another person or an organization.

Please do not forget to contact Jonathan Walter
May Almighty God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.
Pray for me always.
Miss Olivia Borrego

I like the "I'm dying in hospital and don't know what tomorrow will be"....I want to reply and say, "it's Saturday"....

 

[Analoguesat]

Hmm so the scammers have realised peeps are cottoning on to Nigerians wanting to give you millions so they have moved onto the Caribbean

 

[PaulR]

Took 'em long enough to realise.

There's still the same overall feel to the writing and story and still a stupidly large amount of money supposedly available.

 

[Topper]

more from my spam folder.......different

United Bank For Africa (UBA)
From the Desk of :
Mr.Fred Williams
(Foreign Remittance Manager)
E-mail: mrfredwilliams_uba@post.com
Plot 487, Abogo Largema Street,
Off Constitution Avenue,
Central Business District, Abuja-Nigeria

Attn: Good Friend,

We received the letter this morning along side with the scan copy of the police officer in charge of this case that some individuals claim you are dead that is why you are not writing again and said you have instructed them to claim your fund and make it via bank to bank direct to there bank account.

Bank Name: BANK OF AMERICA
Bank Address: 2075 S. Victoria Ave Ventura, CA 93003
Bank Phone Number: 800 788-7022
Account Name: Mr. Edward A. Smith.
Type: Checking
ABA # 322271627
Acct # 1951204345
Amount: US$10,5 Million usd

Pls get back to us now, and if we wait for 72hrs as instructed by the Nigeria police here and do not hear anything from you, we will have no choice than to forward the payment to them as you have instructed.

Meanwhile, the United Bank For Africa (UBA) is to officially inform you that ATM card number: 2210 2856 9967 9226 part payment worth Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand ($10,5 Million USD) has been credited in your favor in bid to compensate you on your contract/inheritance and Next of Kins payment with the Federal Republic of Nigeria on behalf of African since you are next on our payment file for the third part of this fiscal Year 2015 because we want to complete every past contractors/Inheritance payment between now and the next 10 working days time. We have instructed the card center to prepare and send you the ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM MACHINE in the world.

Awaiting your quick response.

Yours truly,

Mr.Fred Williams
(Foreign Remittance Manager)
E-mail: mrfredwilliams_uba@post.com

 

[sonnetpete]

If I'd only known I had this much in the bank I could have bought that Channel Master....

Attention : Dear Account Owner..

Good day to you.


This message is coming to you from the Commercial Bank, in regards to your account that is with us worth $980,000.00 which is still pending here in our bank and will be terminated within the next 7 working days if we do not get your response, your account will be closed and your funds confiscated and handed over to the government as abandoned fund you have to get back to us as soon as you get this email for further inquiry.


Contact the accountant to your account Mrs Andrea Wiley Collins, she is the person in-charge of the account you have to be fast with this.


Contact Name : Mrs Andrea Wiley Collins


Contact Email Address : andreawcollins@*******.com


Note that we have a very limited time on this now would like you to urgently respond to this message with your full name, full address,direct phone number so that we can advise you on how best to confirm your fund in your account within the next 7 working days. Once again.


Best Regards
Mr Charles Johnson
Commercial Bank.

 

[2cvbloke]

From the Commercial Bank eh? Bigger than the Domestic Bank, but not a patch on the Government Bank...

 

[sonnetpete]

Well this one is a bit different :

Hello,

A new home-based job opening is now available for you! Please read the position summary below and reply if interested. This is a single notification, no further action to unsubscribe is required.

A US web developer is currently looking for people just like you to become their Regional Representatives in the United Kingdom. The key role of a Regional Representative will be helping to develop their brand and creating long-term client relationships. Additional responsibilities include communicating with the team to drive sales through the channels, putting together and managing lead generation initiatives, and representing the company before existing clients. There is a choice among full-time and part-time shifts, and since this is a home-based position, you will be able to work from any location within the United Kingdom.

We offer a permanent job contract with a fixed starting pay of 41,400 pounds per year plus incentive bonuses based on client feedback and individual performance. We also offer paid holidays, sick pay and overtime compensation as well as an opportunity to advance towards the Regional Director position. Free training, friendly support by a dedicated supervisor are also a part of the package.

Please respond to my email at your earliest convenience to apply for the Regional Representative position and receive additional information about it. If you are available to start within a week, your application will have a priority.

--
Best regards,
Younts Karren
Executive Recruiter

 

[Captain Jack]

Maybe it's genuine?

 

[sonnetpete]

A US web developer is currently looking for people just like you

Really?...Grumpy Old Men?

Maybe it's genuine?

Nah.......